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You'll need the following: A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large brown eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whiskey.
1.Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
2.Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
3.Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.
4.Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another cup.
5.Turn off the mixer.
6.Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
7.Mix on the tuner.
8.If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
9.Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of saltm or something. Who cares?
10.Check the whiskey.
11.Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
12.Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
13.Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
14.Throw the bowl out of the window.
15.Check the whiskey.
16.Check the oven and wishkey every 5 doneness for minutes.
- 3 Replies to Dawg™
Ha...haha....hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......Thankee, Dawg, I needed thet!
Reminds me of my Bourbon Chicken recipe.....seriously!
Also reminds me of thet "Martha Stewart Vs. The Real Woman" thing thet goes around periodically:
"Martha Stewart: Use left-over wine to create a classic meat marinade"
Real Woman : WHAT left-over wine...."
- 2 Replies to Opie
Not the same as recent years. Thank God they've listened to the fans and drivers and are loosening the reigns on HP, bump drafting and allowing the drivers to police themselves more than having to walk the NASCAR tightrope which seemed to be strung across a breazy canyon.
Here's to 2010 and a refreshed feeling of anticipation.
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