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yo mama is so nasty she better hope blue cross doesn't consider fugly a pre-existing condition
Yo momma so ugly.she makes onions cry..lol
yo momma so fat, she chased a school bus yelling "STOP DAT TWINKIE!"
Yo Mama's so stupid, she gave Uncle Gagger a blow job cuz he said It'd help his unemployment..
Yo Mama's fat, "ACORN" registered her to vote 25 times and it was legal.
Yo Mama's so fat the housing bubble popped because she sat on it.
Yo mommas so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her.
Yo Mama's so skinny, her nipples touch. hahaha
yo mama's so fat ...after sex she smokes a turkey
yo momma so nasty she used Secret and it told on her!
Yo mama is so dumb she thought fantasy sports was fucking the yankees
yo mama so poor, i seen her on the street wearing one shoe so i said did you lose a shoe? she's like no honey i found one
yo mama so nasty, she keeps ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama is so fat she almost lost an ugly contest to M.E's mama