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He planned for a possible fuel mileage battle and ate an entire pot of beans a little before the race. When he was in the car, they had a hose piped from his butt to the fuel line. If you'll look real close as he's coming off turn 4, he bends over and lifts up just a little. That's when he let her rip and let a huge friggen fart basically straight into the carb. That's what kept Gordon from catching him and that's cheatin.
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