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If the last one wasn't too much this one definately could be..
A guy gets onto an elevator and begins to ride down to the lobby of his building. Half way down the elevator stops and a beautiful woman gets on. After a few seconds the man leans over and asks the lady, "Excuse me, but can I smell your pussy?" "No!", rages the woman. "Oh" replies the man, "It must be your feet."
I found that one online...
Two poor kids went to a birthday party at a rich kids house. The birthday boy was so rich ...
Two poor kids went to a birthday party at a rich kids house. The birthday boy was so rich he had his own swimming pool and all the kids went in. As they were changing afterward, one of the poor kids said to the other one. "Did you notice how small the rich kid's penis was?"
"Yeah" said his friend. "It's probably because he's got toys to play with."
We will kill em' with humor.