Commissioner Corner Message Board

I have for adoption, a very cute, if not totally housebroken, starting pitcher for a PROFESSIONAL baseball team!!! His name is Francisco Liriano, and he only goes on the carpet (most of the time). We were hoping we could keep him, but he is starting to upset the rest of us so we are now looking for a forever home for him. Please let us send him to a good home.

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