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  • A Yahoo! User Feb 5, 2010 2:34 AM Flag

    Atheist Keeper League

    I'm looking for managers who have the mental capacity to be a free thinker and break away from the herd, to be in this league.

    No douches (i.e. anyone who believes in fairy tales or thinks a fiction novel is the true meaning to life).

    Email me at: Lighthouses_are_more_useful_than_churches@yahoo.com

    * Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.
    * Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.
    * Religions are like pills, which must be swallowed whole without chewing.
    * Atheists will celebrate life, while you’re in church celebrating death.
    * The Bible - A Fairytale book of rules brainwashing millions. Obliviously used to help create war, kill, hate, judge and discriminate.
    * Most religions prophecy the end of the world and then consistently work together to ensure that these prophecies come true.
    * Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea.
    * Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power but absolute power is corrupt only in the hands of the absolutely faithful.
    * Since the Bible and the church are obviously mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust them to tell us where we are going?
    * Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence.
    * If all the Christians who have called other Christians “not really a Christian” were to vanish, there’d be no Christians left.
    * Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.
    * I have no need for religion, I have a conscience.
    * The finality of death is the coldest truth one must face. Religion makes the perfect distraction.
    * Jesus hardly made the greatest sacrifice. He knew he would be resurrected anyway.
    * On the first day, man created God.
    * A believer states everything must have a creator but fail to say how he was created.
    * The world holds two classes of men - intelligent men without religion, and religious men without intelligence.
    * If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which He has inflicted upon men, He would kill Himself.
    * God should be executed for crimes against humanity.
    * I don’t believe in God because I don’t believe in Mother Goose
    * Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people.
    * When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion.
    * Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, internet porn, Jell-o, and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have.


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