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I was in a bar on Saturday night. Had a few drinks........
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them screamed "It's WALES you friggin' IDIOT!"
So, I immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's all I remember.....
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