2 women friends go on a Girls night out,and get a little over enthusiastic with the cocktails. Wasted and walking home,they both realize that they need to pee. They were near a graveyard when 1 of them suggested they go behind a head stone or something and do their business. The 1st woman had nothing to wipe with,so she used her panties and tossed them aside. Her friend however was wearing very expensive under garments and didn't want to ruin them. Luckily she was able to find a large ribbon on a wreath in front of a grave. She proceeded to wipe herself,then they made their way home.The next day the 1st woman's husband calls the other and says"These damn girls nights out have got to stop,my wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing" said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between her butt cheeks that said,From all of us at the Fire Station,we'll never forget you!"