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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary, and his wife really was pissed. She told him"Tomorrow morning I expect to see a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife awoke,she looked out the window and saw a gift wrapped box in the middle of the driveway. Confused,she put on her robe,ran out to the driveway,and brought it inside. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has not been seen or heard from since Friday.