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A blonde wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handy-man and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the 1st house she saw and asked the owner if there were any jobs she could do him." Well you can paint my porch,how much will you charge"? The blonde replied,"how about $50". The man agreed and told her the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage. The mans wife overhearing the conversation asked," do you think she realizes the porch goes all the way around the house"? "She should he said,she was standing on the porch". A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money." You're finished already"? the man asked. "Yes" the blonde answered,"and I had paint left over so I gave it 2 coats". Impressed the man reached into his wallet for the $50." And by the way" the blonde added,"That's not a Porch,it's a Ferrari".