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  • B. Brown B. Brown Mar 13, 2014 5:43 PM Flag

    12 Team, H2H, Keeper Seeks 5 Managers for Re-Draft - No Douchebags

    We are a 12 Team League that lost 5 Managers from last season. Sadly, this off-season, 5 of our managers were lost at sea during a humanitarian cruise to drop aid and medicine for infants of Haiti. Stormy seas were the official cause of disappearance of the ocean-liner. Though, I harbor my own theory. The manifest lists the captain as one Admiral Nelson and a Quartermaster named simply, Sailor Jerry.

    Alas, our friends would want us to immortalize them by dedicating this 5th year of our Keeper League to their memory. So, we have 5 Teams of players available. We will do a complete re-draft of these 5 Teams. The active teams can keep as many, or as few players, as they wish. The remaining players will also be draft eligible. The 5 New Managers will have priority pick in the draft. First come, first serve. First pick will go to the manager that registers for the league first. Second goes to the second person, and so on...

    There are loads of quality players available, including: Miguel Cabrera, Jean Segura, Adam Wainwright, Clayton Kershaw, Joey Bats, Dustin Pedroia, Han Ram, Chris Sale, Joey Votto, Yu Darvish - to name a few.

    There is one singular rule we adhere to in this league: No Douchebags. If you're a tool. That's ok. Jerk-offs are boarderline. But if you're a douchebag, stay away. We will embarrass and bully you, Richie Incognito style.

    If this sounds like your thing, our draft is next Thursday. Reply here, or email me at b_brown713 at Yahoo

    Good luck this season. And remember our friends in your prayers.

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