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Known as the Sacagawea of fantasy primers, the Weekly Rundown guides head-to-head owners through a forest of obscure stats and exploitable matchups in an attempt to help solve lineup conundrums. While reading, keep in mind matchups are subject to change due to managerial moves, unforeseen injuries and Mother Nature's influences.

LEADING OFF

Last season, Andruw Jones' days in Dodger Land were highlighted by numerous whiffs and Pink's hot dogs. Many worried the once cherished outfielder's ballooned body was bound to float out into space, becoming a celestial entity the likes of which astronomers had never viewed before. Jupiter and Saturn feared they would become moons of Planet Andruw.

But substituting bananas for burritos this past offseason, a slimmed-down Jones is on the brink of fantasy relevance again. Honest. We're not joking. No, really. 

Per the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:

Ron Washington plans to bat Andruw Jones fourth when he plays this season, primarily as the designated hitter against left-handed starters.

Batters in the fourth hole usually see a heavy dose of off-speed pitches, and Jones struggled against junk last season and has at times this spring. But changes to his swing have allowed him more time to pick up pitches, and he has become more selective.

"Earlier I think he was chasing a lot of it," Washington said. "He's able to recognize a little better. He's done it all his career. I don't think everything he's done is all on fastballs."

Obviously, the chances of a gigantic rebound are highly improbable, but for owners in daily leagues, the three-percent owned Jones could prove stream-valuable. The former Bravo has accumulated just a .264 BA against southpaws in his career, but nestled into the cleanup spot in arguably the deadliest lineup in baseball could bear many fruits. He did collect a .300 BA with three homers and eight RBIs in 60 spring at-bats. However, his 19:3 K:BB split reminds us of his impatient ways.

The Rangers open against reigning AL Cy Young champ, Cleveland lefty Cliff Lee, on Monday. If Washington indeed slots Anpoo into the four-spot, the 31-year-old could provide instant power production. But be aware, a donut disaster is also possible.

QUICK HITTERS:

After a spectacular spring (.433 BA, 7 HR, 14 RBI, 3 SB), Mark Teahen (35 percent owned) is expected to see ample time at second base, batting third in KC's revamped order. If the versatile commodity, also eligible at 1B, 3B and OF, carries over his torrid spring, it's certainly possible he'll eclipse his career best totals from '06 (.290 BA, 18 HR, 69 RBI, 70 R, 10 SB). For that to happen, he must reduce his 1.60 GB/FB ratio from a year ago.

If you happen to bump into Elijah Dukes anytime soon, duck. The hotheaded outfielder, and popular fantasy sleeper, will not trot out to right field opening day. Austin Kearns (one percent owned), who worked tirelessly this past offseason and spring on his swing mechanics, has won the job. Kearns outperformed the Nationals firebrand in Grapefruit action, posting a .279 BA with four homers and 10 RBIs (Dukes: .212 BA, HR, 6 RBIs). Dukes, who is droppable in shallow leagues (12-team mixed and smaller), will serve as the No. 2 at all three outfield positions until Kearns inevitably flops.  

Battered, bruised and should not be used: BJ Upton (shoulder), Scott Baker (shoulder), Ichiro (ulcer), Joey Devine (elbow), Justin Duchscherer (elbow), Sidney Ponson (perpetual suckage)

DOUBLE DIPPERS

For stream conscious owners who want to push the innings-pitched envelope this is the list for you. Run support, ballpark factors, historical and recent trends, opposing offenses, opposing SPs, managerial tendencies and meteorological influences are painstakingly taken into account to give you the top double dippers of each week.


Other AL Double Dippers: Edwin Jackson, Det (at Tor, Tex), Jeremy Guthrie, Bal (NYY, TB), Dallas Braden, Oak (at LAA, Sea), Dustin Moseley, LAA (Oak, Bos)


Other NL Double Dippers: Brett Myers, Phi (Atl, at Col), Aaron Harang, Cin (NYM, Pit), Paul Maholm, Pit (at StL, at Cin), Wandy Rodriguez, Hou (ChC, at StL), Randy Wolf, LAD (at SD, at Ari), Ian Snell, Pit (at StL, at Cin), Kyle Lohse, StL (Pit, Hou), Aaron Cook, Col (at Ari, Phi), John Lannan, Was (at Fla, at Atl), Scott Olsen, Was (at Fla, at Atl), Jeff Suppan, Mil (at SF, ChC)

Note: With no official stats accumulated, some elements ("To Catch a Thief" and "Feast or Famine?") will return next week.

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  1. BigNoise
    1. Posted by BigNoise Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    Crack open a few cold ones and enjoy opening night, amigos.
  2. Kelli
    2. Posted by Kelli Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:49 pm EDT

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    New to fantasy baseball, what does double dipper mean?
  3. Falzone
    3. Posted by Falzone Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    I can't imagine Jones standing in line @ Pink's, where there's always a line wrapped around the block, day or nite.
    I think he was more a home-cooked Hebrew National kind of guy.
  4. Richard B
    4. Posted by Richard B Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:42 pm EDT

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    Baseball has FINALLY arrived! It feels like Christmas, maybe because its about to snow here in Chicago.
  5. David Faustino
    5. Posted by David Faustino Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:13 pm EDT

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    Opening Day... Can we get a moment of silence! Now let's get out there and tear some fantasy heads off!
  6. BigNoise
    6. Posted by BigNoise Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:07 pm EDT

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    Skip: Double dippers = starters who are expected to take the ball twice in a week
  7. Uncle RayRay
    7. Posted by Uncle RayRay Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Is Cahill the opening day starter?
    Why is he up there for two starts? I didnt even know he was gonna stick around
  8. satchelgrande
    8. Posted by satchelgrande Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    Ah, opening day. (!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
  9. peter
    9. Posted by peter Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:28 pm EDT

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    I thought Sabathia's second start is going to be opening night in Yankees stadium.
  10. Billy
    10. Posted by Billy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:17 pm EDT

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    hello
  11. Cobbler
    11. Posted by Cobbler Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    cahill is there 2 starter behind braden...meaning he'll pitch tuesday and sunday
  12. Billy
    12. Posted by Billy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:17 pm EDT

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    please join my baseball fantasy league draft in less then one hour need players
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  13. Billy
    13. Posted by Billy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:17 pm EDT

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    please join my baseball fantasy league draft in less then one hour need players
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    14. Posted by Billy Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:17 pm EDT

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    please join my baseball fantasy league draft in less then one hour need players
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  15. Boz
    15. Posted by Boz Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:59 pm EDT

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    Christmas in April! Go Yanks!
  16. driff
    16. Posted by driff Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:34 pm EDT

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    I've got space for one gamble on a touted young arm: Cahill or Porcello? Or do you have a better recommendation (Zimmermann is gone).
  17. Flavor Dave
    17. Posted by Flavor Dave Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:59 pm EDT

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    Double dippers = when Andruw Jones two-fists the buffet line at Golden Corral
  18. Luigi
    18. Posted by Luigi Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    ^Porcello
  19. Luigi
    19. Posted by Luigi Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    By the way Dukes becoming a reserve is super-lame IMO.
  20. Shucky
    20. Posted by Shucky Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:58 pm EDT

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    Dan Riffle: look for John McDonald, Zach Duke, Micah Owings, Homer Bailey, david weathers, (SIC?)
  21. deeznutz
    21. Posted by deeznutz Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:29 pm EDT

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    #17 brett anderson looks like a guy on the A's that can give you more K's
  22. kybeh
    22. Posted by kybeh Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:18 pm EDT

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    uncle rayray: cahill is starting the 2nd game (an indication of just how terrible the a's pitching has become), so will get 2 starts in the extended first fantasy week (which goes for 2 calendar weeks).
    anyone see cliff lee pitch in the spring? U-G-L-Y - he ain't got no alibi. i predict a 4.65era this season. not just because of his spring - because he just isn't very good and last year WAS a fluke.
    i love the 'anpoo' reference evans - that nickname should stay with him forever.
  23. James S
    23. Posted by James S Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Andruw Jones is a bad hitter plain and simple...he once had power and athleticism cause he juiced. Never hit for average...never hit the offspeed.
    Nelson Cruz will be hitting cleanup everyday by May 1st!
  24. Jesse K
    24. Posted by Jesse K Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    Lol....funny stuff Flavor Dave
  25. chrisstan99
    25. Posted by chrisstan99 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:24 pm EDT

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    League of extraordinary gents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whatcha know about us??????????!!!!!!!?????????

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