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Here's what's on the mind and on the notebook as we digest the first glorious batch of games.

Bill Simmons gave us the intriguing Ewing Theory many moons ago – and for this year's Dallas Cowboys offense, let's call it the J.R. Ewing Theory. Tony Romo(notes) would never admit it but he sure looks liberated now that he doesn't have to force 10-12 passes every week in the direction of a slipping Terrell Owens(notes). There's so much to like about Romo's push off in Tampa on Sunday: 14 of his 16 completions went to receivers and tight ends, the touchdowns went to three different players, no one had more than five catches. I think people forget just how dynamic a player Romo can be (he's got a 95.7 QB rating and 8.2 YPA for his career).

I have no affiliation to NBC but two things are obvious to me: Cris Collinsworth is the best in-game analyst by far these days, and NBC's game production blows everyone else's away. In a lot of ways, Sunday night is the new Monday night.

Brady Quinn(notes) couldn't get the ball to Braylon Edwards(notes) in the opener and he couldn't do it last year, either. Quinn doesn't have a big arm and he's never thrown a pretty deep ball. Derek Anderson(notes) might not be the better player here, but he'd certainly be better for Edwards.

Chris Henry lights up the preseason and then sees two targets on game day. Enjoy your seven points, Cincinnati Bengals.

Ask anyone who's ever fractured a rib – there's zero chance Donovan McNabb(notes) plays in Week 2.

Every Willie Parker(notes) carry Thursday was a gift to the Titans; he looked slow, tentative. Mewelde Moore(notes) is someone that scares teams, and he's a dynamite fit for the spread offense, in part because his pass blocking has improved so much.

Leon Washington(notes) isn't a scatback or a specialty player; the well-kept secret with him is that he can run the entire playbook, inside and out. He's thick enough to be hit 12-15 times a game, no question. He's probably going to be flex worthy all season.

It's nice to invest in the New Orleans passing game but realize up front what this offense is about – throwing to favorable matchups and the open guy. Drew Brees(notes) and Sean Payton aren't going to force heavy targets to anyone. It won't surprise me at all if Marques Colston(notes) owners take a minor loss in 2009.

With Jake Delhomme(notes) doing his deer in the headlights thing, Steve Smith owners can skip "worried" and proceed directly to "paranoid."

For all of the Brandon Marshall(notes) buzz and scroll, people forget that he drops a lot of passes (a few more in Cincinnati on Sunday). Does he look like a completely focused player to you, at any time? No great shock that Mike Shanahan was ready to cut Marshall after the 2008 season (before the coach got whacked himself).

It's ridiculous that I waited so long to get HD in my viewing room. You're not even watching the same game anymore.

Remember how the Browns crash-landed last season and we were stuck watching them constantly in prime time? I have this nasty feeling Miami is going to be that team this year. We'll discuss next Monday while Peyton Manning(notes) is filleting the Dolphins.

I expected absolutely nothing from Cadillac Williams in his opener but I'm happy to be wrong. He looked terrific to me, quick, decisive, powerful. Of course that's the worst thing for fantasy owners, now we have to spin the wheel and cut the production up three ways.

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Matt Ryan(notes) is often mentioned as the player teams would take No. 1 if the entire league redrafted right now, but by the end of 2009, Joe Flacco(notes) will be in that argument as well. He looked like an 8-year vet during crunch time Sunday.

Marc Bulger(notes) doesn't throw those ugly picks like Delhomme does, but otherwise they're the same guy right now, deer-in-the-headlights, ducking constantly in the pocket. (Did Will Carroll really pick the Rams to go to the Super Bowl this year?)

It was curious to see the Ravens and Saints push for extra touchdowns that weren't needed in the final minute of their wins (KC's non-cover was a stomach puncher all the way). Reggie Bush(notes) had a late touchdown wiped out by a penalty.

Antonio Bryant(notes) was wide open downfield on several occasions against Dallas but Byron Leftwich(notes) isn't exactly a timing-and-anticipation passer; the deliveries came late, short, or not at all. Bryant wasn't able to finish the game, hobbling off the field with a gimpy knee.

Not every interception is the fault of the quarterback but I don't see how anyone can defend what Jay Cutler(notes) gave us Sunday night. Good luck with Blitzburgh next week, son.

The explosion of tight end production is ridiculous this year. There are 3-5 good options on anyone's waiver wire right now but it's not like anyone really needs a tight end.

I'm not overreacting to Detroit's messy start. This won't be the only time all year the Saints make a defense look horrible. Matthew Stafford(notes) made his share of spotty throws but he also stuck a few impressive ones. The early-season schedule is a nightmare, but I still see a plucky 4-12 or 5-11 team at the end of it all. And it's going to get a lot better for Kevin Smith(notes), too.

The Niners defense had a great game plan to make Kurt Warner(notes) uncomfortable; while the ultimate goal is to hit, sack or hurry the quarterback, sometimes taking away his functional pocket space is enough. All of those Warner check downs to Tim Hightower(notes) are a nod to the job San Francisco did.

LenDale White(notes) dropped all that weight but he didn't play any different on my screen.

Jason Campbell's(notes) pocket awareness remains on back order, and you don't inspire a lot of confidence when you try to throw a pass after running three yards past the line of scrimmage. Malcolm Kelly's(notes) starting gig didn't amount to anything – just one target.

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  1. STEALTH
    1. Posted by STEALTH Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:38 pm EDT

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    Collinsworth is good, but he wasn't as good as he usually was last night. At half time he talked about how Rodgers and Cutler both struggled with their accuracy in the first half, but if you were watching the game, Rodgers was throwing as beautiful and accurate of a ball that anyone in the NFL is throwing aside from 2 missed deep balls. The problem was the offensive line/Allen Barbre (the RT) allowing sacks and too much pressure. I don't remember some of my other complaints about Collinsworth last night, but he wasn't his normal great self. Maybe it's just something that happens when you work with Al Michaels...
  2. The World Famous Butt Pirate
    2. Posted by The World Famous Butt Pirate Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:54 pm EDT

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    You're off base here, Pianowman. The broncos were assigning a safety to Henry the entire game, and were usually playing Champ Bailey on him as well. I'm a Chris Henry owner myself, and was a little off-put by his performance, but this is a case where you need more than what you can read while perusing the box scores, and you didn't do your homework on this one.
    I'm disappointed in you.
  3. DraftMaster
    3. Posted by DraftMaster Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:55 pm EDT

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    Hasn't Brian Westbrook played the next week after cracking ribs before? And he's a running back. McNabb will take some hits, but not as many as a RB.
  4. nycwiseman
    4. Posted by nycwiseman Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:58 pm EDT

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    Are you serious with collinsworth? Did you see when he took Rodgers to task for not diving for a first on the last drive? I'm all for quarterbacks not being little pu***es and sliding all the time, but there were two defendersin front of him at perfect angles. If he goes for it, He probably gets obliterated, and he didn't have a chance for the first. He brought up elways dive. Not the same.
  5. Lee Majors
    5. Posted by Lee Majors Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:08 pm EDT

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    Collinsworth's line on Lovie Smith throwing the red flag to challenge himself was quality.
  6. nycwiseman
    6. Posted by nycwiseman Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:18 pm EDT

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    That's true. Funny line. One of the dumbest plays ever. But also, that Rodgers play was second down. Leading to a third and one where jennings toasted badger in bump and run
  7. The Jaker
    7. Posted by The Jaker Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:25 pm EDT

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    I don't know who these "people" are who forgot about how dynamic a player Romo is, but I'm not one of them. I have a fake trophy on my wall thanks to Romo's dynamic play and will never forget.
  8. Smooth
    8. Posted by Smooth Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:31 pm EDT

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    how can you possibly say that "Cris Collinsworth is the best in-game analyst by far these days." that comment alone ruins your credibility.
  9. Patrick P
    9. Posted by Patrick P Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:34 pm EDT

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    If you look at the tape Ray Rice actually did get goal line touches. Also touches inside the 10. To say he takes a backseat to Willis is wrong.
    And Willis has not exactly been a TD scoring machine in recent years.
  10. kevinccp
    10. Posted by kevinccp Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:35 pm EDT

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    One of Collinsworth's lines from opening night: "It's good to be Snoop Dog".
  11. dustindecarlo
    11. Posted by dustindecarlo Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:40 pm EDT

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    Collinsworth is horrible!!!!!!!
  12. ~~~~
    12. Posted by ~~~~ Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:40 pm EDT

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    I don't get all the love Collinsworth always gets. He has been less annoying than usual this year, though.
    NBC's studio crew is absolutely awful. Olberman and Patrick used to be great but now they are unwatchable and
    the little bit with Jay Leno sitting in his studio talking to Costas was unbelievably bad!
  13. The Jaker
    13. Posted by The Jaker Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:42 pm EDT

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    Couple other notes:
    - Braylon "bumblehands" Edwards had an amazing TD catch that was negated by a penalty (forced out of bounds). That was some mad skill scooping that grab and this might be the year he is worth his ADP.
    - Where's the hoopla about Devon Bess? You experts better recognize! He's the best thing down in fishtown.
    - Pitts running game is a joke. Mewelde is the best option but the best of crap. If Rothilisbuttburgler doesn't throw, the Steelers are in trouble.
    - The Giants Def was amazing. They are going to cause some fantasy nightmares this year.
    -McNabb may not play next week, but with two weeks rest, a flack jacket, and a bunch of cortisone, he will be on the field before Vick touches that ball. He is not going to let the DogKiller take his job.
  14. TheGuRu
    14. Posted by TheGuRu Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:48 pm EDT

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    Piano ur right on the money with Flacco. He'll be sneaky good this year with top 10 QB value.
    Collinsworth said it many times, the Bears receivers didn't finish running their routes, so we can cut cutler some slack there. But either way, he looked pretty bad.
    AND FINALLY, for all those out there SLEEPING on the 49ers defence. GO NINERS!! I say the niners will win the NFC west this year because they have the best linebacker in the game (P. WILLY) coached by one of the best linebackers ever. And the secondary is so underrated while the D-line looked impressive yesterday.
  15. a-mak15
    15. Posted by a-mak15 Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:50 pm EDT

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    Marshall's drop, when the ball went *right through* his hands, was atrocious. You don't get many quality chances with Orton; that one deserved to be caught. Physically, he's a freak but his mental makeup is weak. Over the pass two seasons, he's dropped the second most passes in the league (behind Banana Hands).
  16. adam t
    16. Posted by adam t Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:51 pm EDT

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    when can we expect McNabb????????????
  17. Keith
    17. Posted by Keith Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:52 pm EDT

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    Could you give us some more details on the Antonio Bryant injury?? If he is out in Week 2, does Michael Clayton become a viable #2 starting WR?
  18. ionjohnny
    18. Posted by ionjohnny Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:54 pm EDT

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    could we mention the Rams' special teams coach, who either sent out 12 men, or didn't realize they were there, on a seahawks punt. the following blocked-punt TD gamechanger was pulled back, the Hawks got a first down, and then threw a TD before the end of the half. 14 point swing, and the game's over.
    why isn't he immediately fired? that's worse than the silly chicago longsnapper pulling that stupid quick snap to try to catch a guy running off the field.
  19. jazzbooksfood
    19. Posted by jazzbooksfood Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    I think that by mid-season, Ray Rice will be dominating the goal line touches in Baltimore, & Willis McGahee will be looking for a new home next season.
  20. TheGuRu
    20. Posted by TheGuRu Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:59 pm EDT

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    The Rams will be the worst team in football this season. 1-15 I say
  21. fiji.siv
    21. Posted by fiji.siv Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:12 pm EDT

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    I think NBC's offering is over-produced. I found myself more than once saying "can't we just watch the game?".
    I know somebody else pointed out that Westbrook played with cracked ribs but speaking from experience, breathing with cracked ribs hurts. I can't even imagine throwing a football, rolling out, calling audibles, taking a hit - you know, football things.
  22. cowboy in ct.
    22. Posted by cowboy in ct. Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:14 pm EDT

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    brad evans: sit romo, great call!!!
  23. T.K.O.
    23. Posted by T.K.O. Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:31 pm EDT

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    Romo played well, oh you didn't draft him??? Guys before you go overboard (already there aren't you) remember it was vs TB. They are terrible. And it's not the 1st few weeks where we don't trust Romo it's weeks 12-14 where he chokes.
  24. Obscene
    24. Posted by Obscene Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:33 pm EDT

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    Collinsworth was horrible last night. Me and my buddies watching the game wanted to rip each others ears off! He is one of the worst on any channel. But last night was the worst I have ever seen him. The comment on Rodgers not diving was laughable. Was he serious? Sliding was a GREAT decision. He probably would have gotten hurt if he didn't, be out of the game and then no winning drive. Yeah, great analyst!!!!!! Please put in anybody else, I'd even take Kornheiser over him, and that is saying something!
  25. Mikey
    25. Posted by Mikey Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:37 pm EDT

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    Collinsworth is the WORST analyst. Wow. Do you actually listen to what he says?
    Anyways, I liked the rest of what your wrote.

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