he knew i started him and needed a low era to take first in my league ... and he hates me ..

#6 Cueto is under direct orders from Bud Selig to start sucking so that he does not upset the competitive balance of MLB. Or of any of my fantasy leagues where I have him.

If I didn't have Cueto already sucking the life out of my already disheveled pitching staff, I'd make a buy low offer on him.

I'm thinking that my side by side comparison of Cueto and Quato (the mutant leader of the rebellion in Total Recall) may have reached the wrong conclusion.

Go with #3, Griffey dreams of chasing trannies in right field with new teammate Ronaldo and Dunn throws like a kid at his 1st Red Wings game heaving octopi on the ice.

He only had a bad game to trick all the foolish owners into dropping him. In fact, he didn't even have a bad game. He bent reality to make it apper as if he had a bad game when he actually shut out not only the Cardinals line-up but every major league lineup that day.
Those gifted with the ability to see through his tricks saw him throw 148 strikeouts yesterday.

Well played, Trigga.

tony larussa's eyes are scary!

Andy,
You think it's time to drop Liriano in 12 team mixed teams? I want to, but I'm having trouble letting go.

The idea that the above commenter could actually be Pat Neshek thinking about cutting his recently demoted teammate from his fantasy league is hilarious.

Just added Mad Max after missing out on Cueto. Andy, you always have the best advice!

Andy-
I recently dropped Brad Hawpe for Matt Kemp in a competitive 10 manager league. This was about a week after I passed up the opportunity to claim Carlos Quentin on waivers which of course I regret. What do you think of the Kemp for Hawpe acquisition?
In the same league, I recently dropped Mark Reynolds for Evan Longoria. This was a couple of days after I passed up the opportunity to claim Edwin Encarnacion on waivers. Out of those 3 third basemen, who do you believe has the highest ceiling in 2008?
I am getting real fed up with some up of my struggling stars in these Head to Head competitive leagues. I have been very patient with Cano to this point. Would you drop him for Polanco at this point in the season?
I have Soriano set to come off the DL. I am thinking about dropping either Carlos Pena or Travis Hafner. Who do you recommend I drop or do you believe both will bounce back to have good seasons and that I should drop a less established player who is red hot right now?
Finally, my patience was beginning to wear thin with Troy Tulowitzki. Fortunately, I can now place him on the DL. I was thinking about either adding a hitting prospect in his absence or a starter or set-up man (holds) in his absence. What hitting prospect recently called up by the Mariners would you believe would be the most sure thing at this point? Clement or Balentin?
Thanks for convincing me to drop Cueto for Mad Max! Just wish I originally had picked up Edison Volquez instead from the start. What are your thoughts on Jurrjens of the Braves as to what he can accomplish in 2008?
I greatly appreciate all your advice and learn a great deal from your daily columns!