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Mostly football on a hump day but we'll sneak in some baseball after the jump.  

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__18/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-20081564-1253208783.jpg?ymPbA6BDec5FW_KnIt's not like Eric Mangini to tip his hand so early in the week but on Wednesday the decree came down – Derek Anderson(notes) is going to start against Cincinnati this week. It's easy to bash Anderson off his messy relief performance against Baltimore but let's try to keep an open mind on this; quarterbacks can look a lot better after week of first-team reps. Not that the Bengals don't bring challenges on defense – they've got 10 sacks and CB Leon Hall(notes) is turning into one of the breakthrough players of the year (as Dr. Behrens alluded to earlier today). [Cleveland Plain Dealer, Waiting For Next Year]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__18/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-20081564-1253208783.jpg?ymPbA6BDec5FW_KnThe early tea leaves look favorable for Marion Barber(notes) this week; remember he really wanted to play against Carolina Monday night. Denver's defense looks vastly improved through three weeks but a favorable schedule has helped significantly. Meanwhile it's a sprained PCL for Felix Jones(notes) and it's possible he won't return until Week 7. A shame that guy can't stay on the field because he's the most electric runner this side of Adrian Peterson. [Dallas Morning News]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__18/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-20081564-1253208783.jpg?ymPbA6BDec5FW_KnEverybody hurts in Seattle, where Matt Hasselbeck(notes) isn't expected this week and LT Walter Jones(notes) is out indefinitely. Julius Jones(notes) might be a sneaky play at Indy, if the Seahawks actually remember that the Colts defense will let just about anyone run for 4-5 yards a pop all day long. [Seattle Times]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__18/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-20081564-1253208783.jpg?ymPbA6BDec5FW_KnThe word out of Buffalo has Fred Jackson(notes) and Marshawn Lynch(notes) getting a fairly even split of the work, but my gut tells me that Jackson will still get the majority of the carries against Miami this Sunday. Mind you, it's not like the Bills are all that successful identifying and utilizing their best offensive weapons (and don't get me started on Dick Jauron's crazy endgame against New Orleans). For all the problems with the Dolphins this year, the defense is still excellent against the run (3.0 YPC). [SB Nation]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__18/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-20081564-1253208783.jpg?ymPbA6BDec5FW_KnClinton Portis(notes) clearly isn't healthy (knees, ankles) and he didn't suit up for the beginning of Washington's practice Wednesday. In deeper leagues it's time to give a bench spot to Ladell Betts(notes), who at least showed something as a receiver in Detroit last week (four catches, 43 yards). [Rick Maese via Twitter]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__18/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-20081564-1253208783.jpg?ymPbA6BDec5FW_KnKevin Smith(notes) didn't practice Wednesday and Silent Bob Jim Schwartz says the back is a game-day call for Sunday's match against Chicago. Bidding on Maurice Morris(notes) is never really fun, is it? [MLive.com]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__16/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-278187594-1250533454.jpg?ymORzvBDkqtYdsCGSo much for Jose Reyes possibly playing again this year – apparently he might need hamstring surgery. Nothing like figuring that out now. Amazingly enough, I visited Citi Field earlier this month and didn't come down with any physical malady upon leaving. [New York Daily News]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__16/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-278187594-1250533454.jpg?ymORzvBDkqtYdsCGThe Indians have lowered the boom on manager Eric Wedge and his staff, though apparently the group will be allowed to finish the season. Should make for an interesting five days. [Cleveland.com]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__18/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-20081564-1253208783.jpg?ymPbA6BDec5FW_KnMake sure you have a couple of hours free before you head over to SmartFootball.com or Advanced NFL Stats, those sites have a way of grabbing you and not letting go. I'm not going to point to anything specific over there, just take a good look around. [Smart Football, Advanced NFL Stats]

Today's musical guest is Pavement. If you don't like this ditty, please donate your ears to science, thank you. [You Tube]

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  1. budral9
    1. Posted by budral9 Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    Derek Anderson you say? Didn't he throw 3 picks in garbage time? Hmm, Bengals defense looks pretty appealing this week.
  2. pianow
    2. Posted by pianow Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:58 pm EDT

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    Anderson looked *horrible* in garbage time, yes. No one doubts this. But Baltimore and the game situation had something to do with that. I'm not saying Anderson will turn water into wine, but 2007 wasn't that long ago. Let's at least see what he does after a week of first-team reps.
    Oh, but in the meantime, yeah, get that Cincinnati defense.
  3. JonR
    3. Posted by JonR Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:08 pm EDT

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    Last time Anderson was named the starter before a game against Cincinnati (i.e. 2007), he threw for 5 TDs. Won't necessarily happen this time, but don't underestimate the Moose from Scappoose.
  4. The Rat
    4. Posted by The Rat Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:17 pm EDT

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    Big Janks
  5. brianseltz
    5. Posted by brianseltz Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:28 pm EDT

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    Buffalo needs to help save Monday night football and employ Chucky (Gruden) next season.
  6. Keith
    6. Posted by Keith Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    You're going down in Romig's hockey league, Pianow...
  7. david b
    7. Posted by david b Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:39 pm EDT

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    Anderson can only help every aspect of this offense. Edwards might suddenly be a buy-very-low target, as I've actually seen him dropped in a few 12 team leagues and his breakout season came on the other end of Anderson's arm. If the Browns establish any kind of downfield threat then the running game could open up a bit, and of course if the Browns keep coming out of the half down double digits then the passing yards (and interceptions) could roll.
    Love the Pavement reference by the way, but I'm iffy on Malkmus's solo stuff other than his debut album which was brilliant.
  8. shiftdecimal
    8. Posted by shiftdecimal Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:10 pm EDT

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    I was just thinking about Pavement and their association with Fantasy. Brighten the corners, friend.
  9. Andrew B
    9. Posted by Andrew B Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:20 pm EDT

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    you betta have my do-nutssss
  10. GuitarMark
    10. Posted by GuitarMark Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:30 pm EDT

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    I've got "Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain" on my iPod. Not my favorite, but not bad.
  11. flatstick96
    11. Posted by flatstick96 Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:12 pm EDT

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    In the past I've been tricked into plugging in the Bengals "defense" when they've had a seemingly fantastic matchup, but it always seems to bite me in the ass.
    The last time I started the Bengals "D" was against the Browns on September 16th, 2007. Many of you remember that game: the Browns, coming off of a season-opener in which they managed 7 points, 260-ish total yards, threw two INTs, fumbled four times, and allowed 7 sacks against...went out and hung FIFTY ONE on the Bungles "defense" (including 5 TDs out of NOWHERE from the now much-maligned Anderson).
    Adding insult to injury, my opponent that week had Carson Palmer, Chad Johnson, and Jamal Lewis going in that game (those three combined for almost 850 yards and nine TDs in that one game). Look up the box score from that epic defensive struggle and you'll see why I damned near puke whenever these two teams play each other.
    All that to say this: I'm going with the Niners D this week.
  12. david b
    12. Posted by david b Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:22 pm EDT

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    Malkmus actually wrote a fantasy baseball preview and he plays in a deep NL only league, not a lightweight
    http://www.emusic.com/features/spotlight/2008_03-qa-malkmus.html
  13. jonathan m
    13. Posted by jonathan m Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:45 pm EDT

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    Can someone explain why Yahoo! Fantasy is running ads on its football site for the insane, racist, ultra-right wing site "Newsmax"? It boggles the mind! This is the same site that recently printed a column that called for a military coup of our president. Right now I'm looking at my "Available Players" page and I see an ad for Newsmax promoting a "Poll" asking "Obama: Socialist?" Is Yahoo interested in alienating roughly half of its base? Did Yahoo run ads asking: "Bush: Fascist?" It's sickening. Pull the ads now.
    http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/09/30/blogs/coopscorner/entry5353996.shtml
  14. jonathan m
    14. Posted by jonathan m Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:45 pm EDT

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    Can someone explain why Yahoo! Fantasy is running ads on its football site for the insane, racist, ultra-right wing site "Newsmax"? It boggles the mind! This is the same site that recently printed a column that called for a military coup of our president. Right now I'm looking at my "Available Players" page and I see an ad for Newsmax promoting a "Poll" asking "Obama: Socialist?" Is Yahoo interested in alienating roughly half of its base? Did Yahoo run ads asking: "Bush: Fascist?" It's sickening. Pull the ads now.
    http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/09/30/blogs/coopscorner/entry5353996.shtml
  15. Reuben
    15. Posted by Reuben Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:57 pm EDT

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    Did you know Dick Jauron graduated Yale?
    So did George W. Bush.
  16. david b
    16. Posted by david b Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:22 pm EDT

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    I haven't seen a Newsmax ad here, that would be really bizarre, especially considering they're forced to pull and retract half the 'articles' they put up because they're just hate filled diatribes without a whiff of truth. Kind of like the National Enquirer would be if it was run by the KKK.
  17. TAJ
    17. Posted by TAJ Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:27 pm EDT

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    Awesome song!
  18. beerlover
    18. Posted by beerlover Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:45 pm EDT

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    Pianow, here's what will happen. Anderson will come in and throw for at least 2 TDs and 2 picks, at least 250 yards, and people will get excited. Then everyone, including Anderson, will remember that he's terrible and he'll bottom out 6 weeks later throwing 4 picks and one fumble to singlehandedly lose the game against the freakin Lions. Then Mangini will pull him for Quinn, who will be so out of sync after not getting any first team reps that he'll dink and dunk for 130 yards and no TDs on 50% completion. Then, with any luck, Mangini will be mugged leaving the stadium and quit, finally leading the Browns to the promised land when Cowher is hired as the first real coach since the team returned. That last sentence is hope. The rest is inevitable.
  19. dabearsonlyfan
    19. Posted by dabearsonlyfan Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:54 pm EDT

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    Two tunes in a row that have made it painfully obvious the pianowman and I have very different musical tastes. Though you get points for the video S-P.
    On football, I want MBIII to be _healthy_ before he plays and doesn't rush back. Hear me Barber? I need you in Week 14, 15, and 16 against the Chargers, Saints, and 'Skins! And hopefully I can sneak Lynch away in my league. Trust me by the time Carolina and Houston come up on the Bills' schedule the time share will be down to 70/30 Lynch, and after the bye...who knows.
  20. Maddox Jolie-Pitt
    20. Posted by Maddox Jolie-Pitt Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:00 pm EDT

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    ah yes, Pavement, Sebadoh, Yo La Tengo, Guided By Voices, pretty much any band on the Matador label is good. Sure would like to be in the basketball league that Malkmus runs.
  21. Evil Empire
    21. Posted by Evil Empire Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:05 pm EDT

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    Pavement! Nice. Im gonna bust out Crooked Rain and decide if former stud B-Edwards is a better start than Earl Bennett
  22. Evil Empire
    22. Posted by Evil Empire Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:11 pm EDT

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    hey... why are there a posts talking about the sponsors? bashing political viewpoints, and comparing them to the KKK? play fantasy football and shut the F up
  23. PIEMAN
    23. Posted by PIEMAN Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:41 pm EDT

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    Mangini + Browns - Talent(2X) = Suckage
  24. dan m
    24. Posted by dan m Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:08 am EDT

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    1. I think we will see how important Walter Jones is to the Seattle line this week. With Wallace at QB, the Colts will pack the box and once they are up, their pass rush D is going to eat him alive.
    2. Cut Your Hair will forever remind me of the opening song to pardon your interruption (which I believe PTI stole and *slightly* modified, if wikipedia is to be believed... I'm surprised they haven't made a copyright claim on it, perhaps its because they've been broken up?). But I still hope to see Pavement in tour next year on their reunion.
    3. Y! writers been showing a lot of love for the Advanced NFL stats lately... great site.
  25. CharbelB
    25. Posted by CharbelB Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:25 am EDT

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    Is that headline a Neneh Cherry reference? If so, my compliments... that is digging DEEP into the pop culture reservoir.

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