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http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__20/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-693121030-1257176218.jpg?ymaCJJCDXfqWAz2wIf you shrewdly drafted a fantasy roster full of Lions this year, we have great news for you today via the Detroit Free Press: "All but one of the players on the Lions’ active roster were on the field [practicing] today. … The only exception was defensive tackle Grady Jackson(notes), but that has been the routine for the 36-year-old veteran."

Calvin Johnson(notes) (knee) and Kevin Smith(notes) (shoulder) both practiced, though Johnson was listed as limited. But even a limited Megatron is still, you know...a giant badass Decepticon. "As long as I don’t have any setbacks," he said, "I think it’ll look brighter for Sunday." [Detroit Free Press]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__20/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-693121030-1257176218.jpg?ymaCJJCDXfqWAz2wThe Texans are not interested in helping you make lineup decisions, fantasy owner: "Coach Gary Kubiak won't say who's going to start at running back against the Colts but did say that Steve Slaton(notes), Ryan Moats(notes) and Chris Brown will play." Expect Slaton and Moats to both receive flex-ish ranks in Week 9, despite the fact that Indianapolis' defense gives up 4.5 yards per carry and 112.0 per game. [Houston Chronicle]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__20/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-693121030-1257176218.jpg?ymaCJJCDXfqWAz2wWe've got no link for this one, but it's worth mentioning nonetheless: David Fleming's piece on the Saints' offense in the current ESPN the Mag (p. 60) is an excellent read, particularly if you're a Giants fan who's trying to process the events of October 18. "We're going to try to formation you to death and personnel you to death," says Drew Brees(notes). The game action that Fleming describes was well chosen. Please read. 

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__20/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-693121030-1257176218.jpg?ymaCJJCDXfqWAz2wAfter seven games, Chris Johnson leads the NFL in rushing with 824 yards (6.9 YPC). He's on pace for nearly 1,900 yards this season, but that's slightly short of his goal. "'I told [the offensive line] if I get to 2,000 yards I'd buy them all a car.' … Johnson said he made no promises about the make or model of car, but said it would probably be something like a Honda." Not sure if it's a goal of Johnson's or not, but if he would like to find himself atop the fantasy RB ranks each week for the rest of the season, an '03 Civic with reasonable mileage should take care of it. [Nashville Tennessean]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__20/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-693121030-1257176218.jpg?ymaCJJCDXfqWAz2wYou shouldn't need a Masters in Library Science to figure out how to manage a fantasy roster, but it doesn't hurt. This week, the Fantasy Football Librarian takes a look at favorable end-of-season schedules. [Bruno Boys]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__20/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-693121030-1257176218.jpg?ymaCJJCDXfqWAz2wDevin Hester(notes) (ankle) sat out another practice on Thursday, though he said yesterday that he expects to face Arizona this weekend. Per Brad Biggs, "The best guess is they will try to get him some work in practice on Friday. Stay tuned." [Chicago Sun-Times]

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_fantasy_experts__20/ept_sports_fantasy_experts-693121030-1257176218.jpg?ymaCJJCDXfqWAz2wSay what you will about Roy Williams, but I'm enjoying him. Especially this week, after his declaration that he's still Dallas' No. 1 receiver (despite the fact that he's fourth on the team in both receptions and yards). Terrell Owens(notes) was never this funny: "[Miles Austin(notes)] gets the ball thrown correctly his way. I'm stretching and falling and doing everything. Everybody who's been here's balls are there. Our footballs are everywhere right now." [Shutdown Corner]

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  1. HunterS
    1. Posted by HunterS Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:17 pm EST

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    I wanna dip my balls in it!!!
  2. Lucky LITE
    2. Posted by Lucky LITE Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:24 pm EST

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    me 3!
  3. Loaded
    3. Posted by Loaded Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:28 pm EST

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    I wanna dip my balls in it!!!
  4. Crono
    4. Posted by Crono Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:34 pm EST

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    I drop kicked Williams and his balls from my team Week 2. Good riddance. Maybe he can be a comedian after he leaves the NFL, though :P Or at least a fun commentator.
  5. Peter D
    5. Posted by Peter D Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:37 pm EST

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    Stafford needs a sweet ace Transformers nickname!
  6. scooter281
    6. Posted by scooter281 Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:43 pm EST

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    No eunuchs on the Cowboys. Good to know, I guess. I wonder if Leonard Davis knows that Roy has been checking his equipment in the shower.
  7. Lee Majors
    7. Posted by Lee Majors Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:47 pm EST

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    Hunter & Loaded, I think someone double dipped.
  8. Martha
    8. Posted by Martha Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:55 pm EST

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    It's about time! I really need Megatron to BE Megatron, not just BetterThanHeHasBeenaTron.
  9. Andy F.
    9. Posted by Andy F. Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:06 pm EST

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    Behrens: In your expert opinion, since Megatron has a late game, would you start Hester over him to be safe? I'm going to be at a game on Sunday, so I have to set my lineup early. What are his chances he will play?
  10. Ted G
    10. Posted by Ted G Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:42 pm EST

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    Andy:your articles are always top notch...What happened this time?Did you just call it .You are usually more insightful then this...
    Here are some suggestions;Malcom Floyd(huge upgrade for this 6feet 5` wr),Kolby Smith(way better then Carles),Boldin maybe out(payday for Breaston!),Romo(7 games vs the Eagles with 8TD`s and 7INT`s=they have his number)
  11. Ryan S
    11. Posted by Ryan S Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:45 pm EST

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    Megatron is the missing piece to my championship puzzle. Brees, MJD, Benson, Roddy White, and Jason Witten (Come on!!). If Witten can step up and Megatron comes back strong, I got a competitve 12-team championship coming my way.
  12. sam k
    12. Posted by sam k Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:07 pm EST

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    A giant badass decepticon.
    Best thing I've read all day.
  13. trentloveland
    13. Posted by trentloveland Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:12 pm EST

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    Bruno Boys article was extremely incomplete and wound up being a waste of time
  14. The Tree
    14. Posted by The Tree Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:13 pm EST

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    Hey Ted G: How can you say Kolby Smith is better than Jamaal Charles. Smith: 3.4 avg / 6.7 yac. Charles: 5.3 avg / 10.4 yac. Numbers dont lie, and neither does Charles' world class track speed.
  15. Dustin D
    15. Posted by Dustin D Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:14 pm EST

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    Dear Andy F.: I could have sworn I just read Behrens' blurb about Hester being injured in this very article, or am I going frickin' crazy???
  16. Cory G
    16. Posted by Cory G Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:27 pm EST

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    Great 'State' references...got a chuckle out of me..Now where the hell is my grape soda Timmy?!?!
  17. omalmike
    17. Posted by omalmike Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:03 pm EST

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    That Matt Millen fella wasn't too cooo
  18. omalmike
    18. Posted by omalmike Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:03 pm EST

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    That Matt Millen fella wasn't too cooo
  19. HunterS
    19. Posted by HunterS Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:04 pm EST

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    But SERIOUSLY behrens dip ur balls into this: Nobody is talking about L. Coles this week. The man is the #2 receiver in a high scoring balanced offense and has two TDs in his last two games. Coming off the bye week, I expect the Bengals to make an effort to throw to their offseason signing against a Bal team that is vulnerable against the pass. Coles will kill it this week. And coal kills the environment everybody. Lets commit to a cleaner energy source already people.
  20. Dan B
    20. Posted by Dan B Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:22 pm EST

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    HunterS- wow i think thats an all-time record for most stupidity in only two posts
  21. Andy F.
    21. Posted by Andy F. Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:22 pm EST

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    Dear Dustin D: Oops, I overlooked that one while I was skimming it.
  22. cbscott_1
    22. Posted by cbscott_1 Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:43 pm EST

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    WHAT?! L. COLES?!
    That's so much of a sleeper pick that I'm in a coma! I'm in 3 leagues and he's so far down the waiver wire in all that you can barely find him.
    Any guy that has about 16 catches and 155 yards at week 9 is not a #2 WR (if you haven't noticed A. Caldwell has that firmly wrapped up at this point) nor is he worth talking about barring the #1 guy getting hurt.

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