Fri May 09, 2008 1:35 pm EDT
We urge you to watch the clip of Richie Sexson charging the mound in reaction to a pitch that was nowhere near him. The broadcasters really summed up Sexson well.
Although to be perfectly fair, he's 6-8 and he's hitting .209, but you get their general point.
Sexson entered the week owned in 47.2 percent of Yahoo! leagues, which is appalling because A) we had him in the lowest possible tier in the position primer, B) he wasn't in the top-30 in our preseason 1B ranks, and C) it's not like he began the year with a high O-Rank.
We do a lot of questionable things around here, but we've done nothing to encourage anyone to own Richie Sexson. Nothing. You've sought him out on your own, following a 58-21-63-1-.205 season.
We have, however, done a lot to encourage you to add Joey Votto (7 HR, .302/.362/.583). He somehow began the week owned in fewer leagues than Sexson (7 HR, .209/.303/.435). That's an add/drop you should make right now if it's available to you.
Otherwise, maybe you should just throw in the towel, too.
Seriously, look at that picture. It's like Gheorghe Muresan trying to mount a pony.
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(Important administrative note: We're off to Wrigley for a 1:20 start, but back for Closing Time).
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I am wondering when you will do a piece on the surprising number of fat boyz stealing bases this year (Lance Berkman, Jim Thome, Aubrey Huff, Matt Holliday, etc.)
Thanks in advance!
Steven
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"He throws his helmet at him, what, was his purse not handy?"
What a great line.
Why the Mariners would even employ Sexson is beyond me, why any fantasy owner would draft him is senseless.
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You're off to a 1:20 start at Wrigley? Where do I get a job like that?
Are you guys some of Lee Elia's favorite unemployed bums?
Congrats on a win, you're still Seein Red in front..........
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Bottom of 8, leadoff double by Gross, sac to 3rd by Bartlett. Iwamura hits it to 3rd base for the 2nd out, 3RD BASE? My 7 year old hits it to the right side every time dammit.
Shields, 9 IP, 1 hit, 0 walks, 8 Ks........ Rays 0 Angels 0, bottom of 9.
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Hippo has a new favorite Longoria!
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We? Andy Behrens is a collective now? Do you have a couple of those little talking heads sticking out of you, like in those ESPN commercials? Or is it something more heinous, like a stable of ghost writers!?
Or does the whole Yahoo! fantasy staff live together in some sort of bizarro Real World? If so, what effect do Brad Evans' man crushes have on the sleeping arrangements?
...Yikes.
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relax, go wipe your v@gina and move on. It'll be OK.....Well, not for suckson
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He should donate the 15.5 million dollars he's making this year to someone like Votto, who's actually earning it.
Speaking of Votto...good Canadian kid right there!
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PS I am NOT an M's fan
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regards to your post, I was the one you were referring to. next time, perhaps you should take a second, read AND digest everything I wrote. firstly, name-calling is elementary and I really hope Yahoo! goes after your account because it's no-lifes with no true argument, or who HAVE an argument that lacks substance (total irrelevant rubbish) who post that makes me ashamed to be human. are you illiterate or did you not fully comprehend the quirky (downright cheesy) joke there? because it must be one or the other. lost in translation?
here's the sentence,
"I've never been really fond of Sexson. Sure, like Fukudome, all gloves are off with regards to using his name in an inappropriate manner, but this guy truly is a punk." note, the context in which I use "Fukudome." a joke because, broken up, it's a bad word. get it? ha ha? it's his NAME, not the player himself I used for effect. I was thinking any "profane" with an I.Q. higher than a doorknob's would figure that out....
your GRAMMAR make YOU look like the, quote "fukn uneducated retard." please, take the negativity outside, or....continue to be the cowardice piece of work you are & run your mouth elsewhere. I use "cowardice," because a man with any dignity doesn't post useless expletives behind a multi-inch screen in an attempt to improve a waterdowned point. if you're going to paraphrase what I'm saying, or knock on my comments, BRING YOUR BEST (that is, at the -very- least, understand what I'm saying). eh, Mike?
Mariner fan since the days of R.J. (A-Rod & Junior),
A-Mak
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LOL
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