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We urge you to watch the clip of Richie Sexson charging the mound in reaction to a pitch that was nowhere near him. The broadcasters really summed up Sexson well.

Although to be perfectly fair, he's 6-8 and he's hitting .209, but you get their general point.

Sexson entered the week owned in 47.2 percent of Yahoo! leagues, which is appalling because A) we had him in the lowest possible tier in the position primer, B) he wasn't in the top-30 in our preseason 1B ranks, and C) it's not like he began the year with a high O-Rank.

We do a lot of questionable things around here, but we've done nothing to encourage anyone to own Richie Sexson. Nothing. You've sought him out on your own, following a 58-21-63-1-.205 season.

We have, however, done a lot to encourage you to add Joey Votto (7 HR, .302/.362/.583). He somehow began the week owned in fewer leagues than Sexson (7 HR, .209/.303/.435). That's an add/drop you should make right now if it's available to you.

Otherwise, maybe you should just throw in the towel, too.

Seriously, look at that picture. It's like Gheorghe Muresan trying to mount a pony.

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(Important administrative note: We're off to Wrigley for a 1:20 start, but back for Closing Time).

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  1. Carlor
    1. Posted by Carlor Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:22 pm EDT

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    Not only goes Sexton suck, he ruined Kason Gabbard's good start. Two batters after he charged the mound, Gabbard had to leave the game and did not qualify for the win. I needed that win!!!!!
  2. a-mak15
    2. Posted by a-mak15 Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm EDT

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    Thanks for posting this, Behrens. Mariners are my favourite team. I've never been really fond of Sexson. Sure, like Fukudome, all gloves are off with regards to using his name in an inappropriate manner, but this guy truly is a punk. This was utterly despicable, cowardice & just adds more drama and negativity to the poor start of the M's. I owned this guy in a couple leagues for a sum of 3 days total. Thankfully, it was a H-2-H. I'm embarassed we share the same air as this clown.
  3. Nat
    3. Posted by Nat Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:34 pm EDT

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    C'mon we need more brawls in baseball. They're awesome!
  4. thefantasyadvice.com
    4. Posted by thefantasyadvice.com Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    Link might still be on bugs and cranks. It was there earlier when I checked. And the helmet throwing was awesome. Totally classless and ridiculous, but not something you see every day. Definately appeared like Sexson was planning on charging once a pitch got near him. That ball wasn't even close, but hey, it was entertaining. I would be that angry if I was Richie Sexson too.
  5. a-mak15
    5. Posted by a-mak15 Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm EDT

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    according to report just released (2 mins ago) : sexson suspended 6 games
  6. swheat2000
    6. Posted by swheat2000 Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:52 pm EDT

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    Hey Andy,
    I am wondering when you will do a piece on the surprising number of fat boyz stealing bases this year (Lance Berkman, Jim Thome, Aubrey Huff, Matt Holliday, etc.)
    Thanks in advance!
    Steven
  7. RyanGreene
    7. Posted by RyanGreene Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:31 pm EDT

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    I needed that win, too, Carlo! And not only that, the guy I'm going against has Sexson! It's one big conspiracy. Though, in the long run, I'd rather have Gabby.
  8. Jerry
    8. Posted by Jerry Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:43 pm EDT

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    Looks like Sexson can't fight any better than he hits.
  9. fabas1990
    9. Posted by fabas1990 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:57 pm EDT

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    It wouldn't matter how long they suspend him for. He is a wreck and the M's are better off without him in their lineup. He should seek employment with the Knicks, I think everyone's a winner in that one.
  10. BigFatHippo
    10. Posted by BigFatHippo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Bob Ryan on PTI just said
    "He throws his helmet at him, what, was his purse not handy?"
    What a great line.
    Why the Mariners would even employ Sexson is beyond me, why any fantasy owner would draft him is senseless.
  11. BigFatHippo
    11. Posted by BigFatHippo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Hey Behrens,
    You're off to a 1:20 start at Wrigley? Where do I get a job like that?
    Are you guys some of Lee Elia's favorite unemployed bums?
    Congrats on a win, you're still Seein Red in front..........
  12. optimus b
    12. Posted by optimus b Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:46 pm EDT

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    laird was slow getting to him and then bear choked him after bradley was trying to calm laird down ...milton bradley calming someone down!!!!!!
  13. drinkCOORSsmokeBUDeatBUSCH
    13. Posted by drinkCOORSsmokeBUDeatBUSCH Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:12 pm EDT

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    me and joey votto go to the same psychiatrist.
  14. BigFatHippo
    14. Posted by BigFatHippo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Oh to be a fly on the wall in the Rays dugout right now.
    Bottom of 8, leadoff double by Gross, sac to 3rd by Bartlett. Iwamura hits it to 3rd base for the 2nd out, 3RD BASE? My 7 year old hits it to the right side every time dammit.
    Shields, 9 IP, 1 hit, 0 walks, 8 Ks........ Rays 0 Angels 0, bottom of 9.
  15. BigFatHippo
    15. Posted by BigFatHippo Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:09 pm EDT

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    Bingo
    Hippo has a new favorite Longoria!
  16. Mike B
    16. Posted by Mike B Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    18th. yes! i never get to say that
  17. The Fighting 54s
    17. Posted by The Fighting 54s Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:02 pm EDT

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    "(Important administrative note: We're off to Wrigley for a 1:20 start, but back for Closing Time)."
    We? Andy Behrens is a collective now? Do you have a couple of those little talking heads sticking out of you, like in those ESPN commercials? Or is it something more heinous, like a stable of ghost writers!?
    Or does the whole Yahoo! fantasy staff live together in some sort of bizarro Real World? If so, what effect do Brad Evans' man crushes have on the sleeping arrangements?
    ...Yikes.
  18. Aroc
    18. Posted by Aroc Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    mike b
    relax, go wipe your v@gina and move on. It'll be OK.....Well, not for suckson
  19. Gordie
    19. Posted by Gordie Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    What a F'In Loser the pitch was up and away no where near him.. Sexson is an idiot totally hilarious..
  20. Ray I
    20. Posted by Ray I Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:34 pm EDT

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    Sexson has the worst swing in baseball. Any hits he gets are a pure result of guessing. At one time (many moons ago...ok 3 years ago) that wasn't the case. Yes, he has forgot how to hit.
    He should donate the 15.5 million dollars he's making this year to someone like Votto, who's actually earning it.
    Speaking of Votto...good Canadian kid right there!
  21. Primetime
    21. Posted by Primetime Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:36 pm EDT

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    I might be alone in this, but I think Sexson was fully justified in charging the mound....i only wish he landed a couple nice upper cuts to that p&$$y's head.....you throw at a dude's head, you deserve to get knocked out...you can kill someone throwing up there. Sexson reacted just like all of us would. As he said, hit him in the back of the thigh.
    PS I am NOT an M's fan
  22. kbarry
    22. Posted by kbarry Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Richie Sexson sucks
  23. a-mak15
    23. Posted by a-mak15 Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm EDT

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    Michael B,
    regards to your post, I was the one you were referring to. next time, perhaps you should take a second, read AND digest everything I wrote. firstly, name-calling is elementary and I really hope Yahoo! goes after your account because it's no-lifes with no true argument, or who HAVE an argument that lacks substance (total irrelevant rubbish) who post that makes me ashamed to be human. are you illiterate or did you not fully comprehend the quirky (downright cheesy) joke there? because it must be one or the other. lost in translation?
    here's the sentence,
    "I've never been really fond of Sexson. Sure, like Fukudome, all gloves are off with regards to using his name in an inappropriate manner, but this guy truly is a punk." note, the context in which I use "Fukudome." a joke because, broken up, it's a bad word. get it? ha ha? it's his NAME, not the player himself I used for effect. I was thinking any "profane" with an I.Q. higher than a doorknob's would figure that out....
    your GRAMMAR make YOU look like the, quote "fukn uneducated retard." please, take the negativity outside, or....continue to be the cowardice piece of work you are & run your mouth elsewhere. I use "cowardice," because a man with any dignity doesn't post useless expletives behind a multi-inch screen in an attempt to improve a waterdowned point. if you're going to paraphrase what I'm saying, or knock on my comments, BRING YOUR BEST (that is, at the -very- least, understand what I'm saying). eh, Mike?
    Mariner fan since the days of R.J. (A-Rod & Junior),
    A-Mak
  24. darko_rulz
    24. Posted by darko_rulz Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    "It's like Gheorghe Muresan trying to mount a pony."
    LOL

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