Boston's Jacoby Ellsbury spent a fair chunk of the 2012 season on the disabled list, and perhaps now, courtesy of "Sports Friends," we have the reason why. Enjoy the hijinks that ensue as Ellsbury observes Dustin Pedroia in mid-dip and decides to cross that fateful line. (Bet they made Bobby Valentine drink the spit cup.)
For the overly serious: please note that this is satire. However. "Suckin' the juices" still needs to be a 2013 Red Sox catchphrase.