Two of women's tennis famed power couples -- Caroline Wozniacki/Rory McIlroy (L) and Maria Kirilenko/Alex Ovechkin -- released dueling photographs of themselves at Parisian landmarks this weekend before the French Open. OK, they weren't actually dueling, but in the spirit of competition, we'll treat them as such.
Ovechilenko: Arc de Triomphe
McIliacki: Eiffel Tower
Kovechkin: High school prom
McWozzilroy: Two brahs posing for a picture before a charity golf tournament.
Parisian fashion choices
Mariander: Sheer pink skirt, white shorts/Marty McFly Jr. from "Back to the Future II"
Roro: Frat party/waiting tables
Where the men should have been
Ovechkin: NHL Eastern conference finals (lost in Game 7 of previous round)
McIlroy: BMW Championship (missed cut)
Kirivechkin: Since they appear to be standing in the middle of two-way traffic on the Champs-Elysees, we'll give them a failing grade.
Where they probably had dinner later
Alexandria: A place with copious amounts of vodka and house music.
Carory: An outdoor cafe where they shared one piece of spaghetti.
First-round seed and matchups
Kirilenko: No. 16 vs. Victoria Larreire (Tuesday)
Wozniacki: No. 9 vs. Eleni Daniilidou (Tuesday)