1. Clijsters incorrectly guessing that she drank beer to celebrate winning the 2009 US Open. It's a safe assumption. Why wouldn't a good Belgian girl like Clijsters raise a glass filled with lambic to celebrate a great victory?
2. We're going to ignore the fact that "The Hurricane" was her first choice for favorite movie. "Gladiator" we can deal with.
3. It may be February 15, but I'm setting my New Year's resolution anyway: Within the next three months, I vow to refer to Clijsters as "Kimbo" or "Kim Kong" on this blog. Not "Killer Kim." That sounds like the name of someone in Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.