Andre Agassi's mullet has officially been put out to pasture. Appearing earlier this week on The Late Show with David Letterman, Agassi gave away his famed mullet-weave (or a close approximation) to an audience member:
Much like Busted Racquet, Letterman found Agassi's selection in fake hair to be as surprising as his drug use. But Agassi got in the line of the evening when, while discussing how he used his hair to help him hide his true identity (a constant theme throughout his book), he said, "what better way to hide yourself than wearing a mullet?"
That should be on a fortune cookie.