If I were catty like Joan Rivers, I'd say Sharapova looked like a hippie maid auditioning for "Peter Pan" on the West End. But I'm not, so I'll say that, of the three, Sharapova was the third-best dressed.
Venus looked dazzling in a purple and pink toga-style dress, while her sister, Serena, looked great from the knees up. Don't really know what's going on at the bottom of that thing.
Still, Serena and Venus looked great:
Even while running into Cameron Diaz (who is apparently pretty tall):
It wouldn't be a red carpet without Serena turning around to show off her posterior:
Even Miley Cyrus wanted a peek:
Sharapova has been hanging out with Vera Wang recently. Looks like someone is angling for a free wedding dress.
Serena had the last word on the evening, at 4:41 a.m. local time.
She must be a big fan of "The Artist," Billy Crystal and interminable four-hour television programs.