The only tweeting about Paris that Serena Williams did during the French Open was to talk about how excited she was for Ms. Hilton's new reality show, "The World According to Paris." When she's not on the court, Serena seems far more interested in NBA basketball, Green Day and all things Bryant McKinnie. But even Serena couldn't resist the allure of the men's French Open final between Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal.
Serena was enthralled by the riveting display of tennis, the deft shotmaking and the passion for the sport the two great champions showed during the match. Naw, I'm kidding. She was looking at their butts.
(Timeline reads from bottom up, no pun intended.)
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