Recounting Serena Williams’ second-round win through photos
Serena Williams' second-round match against Barbora Zahlavova Strycova featured little of note. The American tennis star won 6-0, 7-5 to extend her winning streak at Melbourne Park to 16 straight matches.
Rather than recap the match (Serena wins serve, Tracy Austin butchers Barbora Zahlavova Strycova's name), Busted Racuqet decided to take readers on a visual tour of Serena's victory. The tennis may not have been challenging, but her on-court obstacles were.
Played in a black hole, as predicted by Stephen Hawking on his 70th birthday.
Had a beef with some trickster bugs, so she got her gams in gear and went to find those itchies to get them cram-say. When they didn't, she took them for a ride, see, right to Fort Knuckle Sandwich.
Participates in the universe's first-ever Serena eclipse.
That's quite a face and pose. Don't get any ideas, Todd Woodbridge.
Remembers she forgot to tape "American Idol."
"Without J. Lo's commentary, how will I know who "brought it" and "touched me emotionally" in the later rounds? I'll be lost. Is it even worth it anymore to devote four hours a week to this? Surely I can see Seacrest on another program."
Oracene gives an illegal coaching sign that reveals Venus recorded it the show, both the two-hour intro and the second two-hour intro the following night. Thank goodness, sighs the world.
