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Caption contest: Andre Agassi, malfunctioning robot

"Man, if this is happening here, I'd hate to think of what's happening in Euro Itchy and Scratchy Land, n-hey."

Andre Agassi, photographed Monday night at Madison Square Garden before his exhibition match against Pete Sampras. Roger Federer says he's not RoboCop. Perhaps Agassi is.

Make your own captions in the comments section.