tennis player spy
The USA television drama "Covert Affairs" had its second season premiere this week with an episode featuring a professional tennis player secretly working for the CIA. This got us thinking; which current tennis star would make the best spy? We identified six candidates in this highly-scientific, not-at-all arbitrary process:
Pros: Speaks multiple languages, smooth.
Cons: Would likely blow his cover by talking about how great he is about being a spy.
Pros: Adept on all surfaces.
Cons: Uncle Toni's hovering presence.
Pros: Falcons have exceptional vision, are fast moving and can fly high at high altitudes.
Cons: Spies should not have their pictures on t-shits worn by relatives.
Pros: In my head, all secret agents should be beautiful and have Russian accents.
Cons: Grunting every time a secret handoff is made.
Pros: Can hold her own against vicious animals.
Cons: Minor spying jobs will be a breeze. How will she perform when major ones arrived?
Pros: She has the clothing for the job.
Cons: On second thought ...