In our time of greatest need, in our darkest hour, our greatest man has arrived to save us.
Will Ferrell, riding with Teddy Goalsevelt, showed up at USA Soccer's #FanHQ in Recife, Brazil on Wednesday night to fire up the troops in advance of Thursday's critical match against Germany. Ferrell pronounced himself ready to play. And though he may not be in game shape yet, he pledged to "bite every German" if necessary to ensure a U.S. victory.
Gonna be a fine time in Recife, even if the field is wet enough to do a cannonball.