You come at Tim Howard, you're going to miss. Guaranteed.
The World Cup is over for the U.S. Men's National Team goalkeeper, but if you thought he was going to let anything slide past him even now, you're as mistaken as this overly familiar bro in the video above. Watch him get the handshake and then press his luck, but Howard is having none of it. The dude is sent packing, with nothing but a faint whiff of Axe Body Spray in the air to show he was ever anywhere nearby.
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Come on, you think a guy who can block 16 shots at once is going to let you get overly affectionate with him? Guess again, fella.
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