Musee Grevin in Paris finally came to their senses and decided to create a wax statue of Zlatan Ibrahimovic (a.k.a. a Zlatue). To do this, they needed Zlatan to grace them with his presence so they could do the necessary measurements and have him do his goal celebration pose. Zlatan obliged.
First things first: the ego measurements.
Next Zlatan drinks tea and looks at pictures of himself because this is no reason to break from his daily routine.
Then things get a little weird.
Now they're just messing with him.
This whole thing might just be a ruse so undercover scientists can study why Zlatan is superior to us all.
Now they're giving him Hulk hands. This is dangerous. Zlatan was powerful enough the way he was, but Zlatan with Hulk hands?!?! The world is not ready for this.
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