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Swiss goalkeeper threatens to sue fans who urinated in his water bottle during match

Swiss goalkeeper threatens to sue fans who urinated in his water bottle during match

FC Muri goalkeeper Reto Felder has threatened to sue Baden fans who urinated in his water bottle, which he then drank from, during a Swiss fourth division match. The fans somehow convinced a ball boy to give them the bottle and then put it back when they were finished sullying it. And that's when the 34-year-old keeper had the least refreshing beverage of his life.

From the Guardian:

“I have never experienced anything like it, said Felder of the fans, who also shouted “now you will get Aids”. “That is just primitive filth,” he said. “I took one sip and realised that it was warm but thought that it was because of the sun. But by the second sip I realised that something was wrong.”

THE SECOND SIP! He took one sip, noticed the warmth as the only thing that was off about the waste fluid in his mouth, and then took another sip and realized, "Yep, this is human urine in my mouth."

While CCTV footage is being reviewed, an apology from Baden presiden Thomi Bram has been published on the club's website. Here it is, in full, via Google Translate:

FC Baden condemn the incident with the urine in the bottle of the FC Muri goalkeeper. We consider it rude conduct and a reprehensible violation of the Fair Play beliefs. We are currently conducting an internal investigation. Once the situation is resolved, we will inform you here about how to proceed. 

The leaders of the two teams, Baden and Muri, have spoken by phone today and I apologized personally to the concerned goalkeeper, the coach and the president. In addition, FC Baden has informed the league about it.

We would like to state at this point that the FC Baden has not made a mistake. The participating "fans" will finally realize that they once again inflicted a great damage to FC Baden and the Board.

Meanwhile, in the Swiss fifth division, a club has sacked their masseuse after she performed a sex act on one of the players during their title celebration. In front of all of the other players. While one of them filmed it. She says she only had two drinks and might have been drugged before the incident.

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Brooks Peck

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