Just when you thought no Ronaldinho merchandise could possibly top this light switch cover, the tricky Brazilian has put his signature to a new line of condoms, enticingly named "Sex Free".
Ronny isn't the first football star to have his name in latex: Christian Vieri once launched his own line of rubbers, while David Beckham was the unofficial spokesperson for a Chinese prophylactic that helped Wangs cover up their... nevermind.
Ronadlinho's new brand are Atletico Mineiro-themed, with the box carrying the slogan "Eu sou Galo". It means "I am Galo," which is a nickname for the Brazilian team. As luck would have it, "galo" means rooster, or for want of a better term, "cock".