Aside from its primary function of ruining the atmosphere of major sporting events, the vuvuzela has many secondary uses: It could be used as a makeshift beer bong, for example, or as an instrument for feeding pills to horses. In Peru, however, they've taken the novel approach of using them as dispensers for psychoactive drugs. Reuters via Yahoo! UK reports:
Two Peruvian women were arrested in front of a school in Lima on Tuesday for trying to sell 100 small bags of marijuana that they had stuffed into their plastic horns, police said.
Yes, you read that correctly, people are now using vuvuzelas to sell drugs outside schools. I always assumed that Michael Bay's movie career would be the cause of the collapse of civilization, but now it looks like vuvuzelas will destroy our society sooner than Transformers 6: The Battle Of The Unnecessarily Loud Noises.