Martin Demichelis wears a mask, attempts to fly

Brooks Peck

Is it wrong to make fun of a man coming back from multiple facial fractures for doing a simple training exercise? And if it is, can we pretend that its not? Because he really does look like a third-rate superhero (with an awesome sidekick in Franck Ribery) in this picture. I think it's the ponytail.

Photo: Reuters; In other news: Argentina unhappy as Demichelis makes injury return