John Guidetti hasn't played for Manchester City since starting a League Cup match in September 2010, and since returning from a season-long loan at Feyenoord, the Swedish striker is trying to get noticed.
Instead of impressing coaches on the training field, however, the 21-year-old is alerting colleagues to his existence by dancing in the changing rooms wearing a goalkeeper jersey, wig, gold medallion, baseball cap and no shorts.
Equally anonymous City goalkeeper Richard Wright filmed the crazy shape throwing, which ironically takes place under a large inscription that says "pride."
The high-pitch cackling in the background is Micah Richards, who sounds like Ricky Gervais being tickled by a hyena.
It's a pretty cringeworthy video, but at least it's not as embarrassing as the dancing Miley Cyrus did at the weekend.