Links! And Carlos Tevez saves Christmas!

All the stuff being covered outside the unfriendly confines of the award-winning Dirty Tackle...

Carlos Tevez saving Christmas from Sepp Blatter. Perfection. [Fitba Thatba]

Nike made a Zlatan Ibrahimovic "destroyer jacket." Zlatan thinks it's perfect. [TBG]

A football match, but with electroshocks. [KCKRS]

Explaining Inter's disastrous Serie A season so far. [TFB]

Clint Dempsey and Craig Bellamy are very close. [STI]

Hansa Rostock v St. Pauli: The fear derby. [IBWM]

Glamor, snobbery and a smoking manager: Reasons to like Napoli. [Surreal Football]

If the league table never lies, why discard it for playoffs? [WSC]

Sunderland battle to keep Kieran Richardson after he reveals he belongs to Jesus. [The Gaffer]