If you want to scare children, adults or even the meanest of grizzly bears on Halloween, just stick this by your front door and no one will bother you. I don't even think Lionel Messi would want to play with this thing. Also, it looks more like Max Headroom dressed as a footballer than Brian McBride.
I am certain, however, that Lego McBride and Nightmare Ant are very good friends. They go bowling and do unspeakable things to farm animals together on the weekends.