Guess what Jose Mourinho is looking at

This is a picture of Jose Mourinho taken during his Tuesday press conference. It's immediately evident that he spotted something that caught him by surprise. It could be anything, but here are some likely possibilities:

-Chelsea actually playing like they did under him.
-The ark of the covenant.
-Private photos of Florentino Perez.
-Sepp Blatter quotes.
-Real Madrid's wage bill.
-Gunnersaurus.
-Old YouTube highlights of Zidane.
-Irina Shayk.
-Everything Mario Balotelli is reported to have done since they worked together.
-A Slinky.
-Pep Guardiola saying something nice about him.
-Bugs Bunny dressed as a woman.
-Himself.

These are just a few of the possibilities. Share your ideas in the comments.

Photo: Getty