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Ganso says Neymar is a ‘genius and a prophet’ who sees the future

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Ganso (left) and a Neymar prepare to fulfill Neymar's prophesy. (Getty)

Santos beat Sao Paulo 3-1 on Sunday thanks to a Neymar hat trick that gives the 20-year-old 100 goals for the club. As impressive as all that is, Santos midfielder Ganso claims that Neymar's true sorcery lies in his ability to accurately predict the future.

From Sambafoot:

Ganso revealed though, that as well as being a genius on the football pitch, Neymar is also in the habit of predicting results.

"He is a genius and a prophet," the Brazil midfielder started. "We were in camp and he told me 'it will be 3-1 to us, we will open-up 2-0, we will concede a goal and then we will suffer pressure before adding a final goal.' He is a genius."

Either that, or Neymar's future self went back in time in a stolen DeLorean and gave his younger self the Grays Sports Almanac, with which younger Neymar will amass a great fortune and eventually marry Marty McFly's mother. This will prove once and for all that the Back to the Future trilogy was based on actual future events as I have been trying to prove for the last 22 years.

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