This is Noah. According to his father (who uploaded the video to YouTube), Noah is two years old and has only had this poster of the entire Netherlands Euro 2012 squad in his room (conveniently posted at toddler eye level) for a week. Yet, Noah can name every single member of the squad -- including coaches! -- and he can do it with excitement and a bit of flair.
In short, this kid is better than many adults who get paid to commentate on Euro 2012 matches.
Video via 101gg