Zlatan Ibrahimovic only played the first 45 minutes of Sweden's 1-0 friendly win against China, but he made the most of his time by practicing his new finishing move on China's Lu Peng.
Ibrahimovic was trying to take the ball off Peng, but instead of just stepping in front of him, he put him in a DDT and drove his face into the ground. Zlatan then tried to pick him up (presumably to do it again), but Peng stayed down for treatment.
Zlatan was not shown a yellow card for this because the referee values his life.
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