Oh, Philippe Senderos.
In the 35th minute of Switzerland's 1-0 win over Spain on Wednesday, the new Fulham defender managed to take out teammate Stephan Lichtsteiner and as if that weren't embarrassing enough, he even sprained his right ankle in the process. Even worse? He will now miss Switzerland's final two group stage matches as he recovers.
No word on whether there was a sad trombone there to play him off.