The one person you would never expect to give you an unexpected and unprovoked kick in the crotch is your manager (unless he really doesn't like you). Dani Alves was just minding his own business, having a kick around with David Luiz during a training session, when Brazil manager Luiz Felipe Scolari delivered a sneaky kick to his groin was he walked by.
Alves then hammed it up and rolled around on the ground a bit, but referee Yuichi Nishimura did not pop up from behind a Gatorade jug to show Scolari a red card.
This has been the Dirty Tackle of the Day: a chronicling of unfortunate events.
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