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When did Arsenal sign Mini-Me?

Brooks Peck
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You're looking at Arsenal's newest superstar defender, Mr. Verne Troyer. Don't worry Arsenal fans, he has to be better than Sebastien Squillaci. Plus he comes with a putter that is 95 percent grip!

Seriously though, we shouldn't joke about that because it will give Wenger ideas.

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