Club Tijuana have only been in existence for five years and won promotion to the Mexican Primera Division last May. Despite their short history, The Aztec Dogs are already horrifying humanity with their angry, muscular man-dog mascot, pictured above modeling their new kit for the Clausura 2012 (he wears the gloves so he doesn't leave any finger/paw prints when he kills you).
If you look closely, you can see a set of unsettling human eyes under those violently furrowed doggy brows. And if you look even closer, those eyes will slurp out your soul like a rotton oyster.
- Mexican Primera Division