Sao Paulo's Rogerio Ceni -- the goalkeeper who has scored more than any other in the history of the game with more than 100 goals -- played his 1,000th match for the club on Wednesday, 18 years after making his first team debut. Sao Paulo marked the occasion by beating Atletico MG 2-1.
After the match, fans attempted to bury Ceni in confetti...
But Ceni, being the indomitable force that he is, power through the onslaught of streamers...
He then beat the source of all that confetti into a jelly.
Anyway, here's each and every one of his first 102 goals scored:
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