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Dirty Tackle

This is Alessandro Del Piero and Emile Heskey staring at each other to promote the A-League

Brooks Peck
Dirty Tackle

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The movie poster for Rocky VII as imagined by someone on a lot of drugs. (Getty)

The A-League landed Italian legend Alessandro Del Piero and mostly ironic English hero Emile Heskey and they are going all out to promote these historic marquee signings. And by that I mean they're taking pictures of the two men staring at each other. This is how the epic showdown that no one ever knew they desperately needed to witness begins...

...with awkward staring.

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Lord of the Rings IV: The Fellowship of Staring. (Getty)

And what could make this photoshoot even more unsettling? Both of them staring at you...

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Told you so. (Getty)

And if they turned a bit more towards you...

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They know that you touch yourself at night. (Getty)

Now back to back...

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Simon says hands on hips.

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If you close your eyes, you can still see them staring at you. (Getty)

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