Man City's magnificent video advent calendar has already brought us John Guidetti's passionate renditions of a couple Christmas jams, but now they have finally delivered what many fans have been waiting for.
Last year, Aleks Kolarov won the hearts of seasonal revelers with his dramatic reading of "Jingle Bells" and his excellent sprout recipe. Now, after scoring in City's Capital One Cup win over Leicester, Kolarov is back with his unique brand of Christmas spirit to warn that Santa Claus is coming to town. And he might smash your face.
The hilarious video starts with Kolarov being asked what he wants his green screen background to be. He suggests it should be dark, with a Christmas tree and a Serbian flag and a couple of wolves. Because nothing says yuletide greetings like a pair of bloodthirsty wolves in the dead of night.
Kolarov then gets down to business with his reading of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" and let me tell you — if your kid misbehaves at any point during the year, sit them down and play this video and that child will never do anything bad again for as long as they live. They might wet their pants, but that's really the only proper reaction to this video.
Even if Santa doesn't come to down, Aleksandar Kolarov and his wolves might. You have been warned.
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