Aston Villa and Newcastle played to a scoreless draw that didn't exactly feature football at its best, so Alan Pardew tried to entertain himself by playing charades during the match.
OK, let's see. Quiet dance happy? No. Little Miss Sunshine? No. A deaf dentist? I don't know. I give up. There's a guess from the stands, though...
Yep. I think we have a winner.
But hey, at least he didn't headbutt anyone.
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