Borussia Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp had the delightful idea to take his team on a break from training camp in Austria to go canoeing. As you can see, this idea didn't quite go according to plan for Jurgen as he and canoe buddy/BVB general manager Michael Zorc encountered a bit of trouble near that overhanging brush.
Any predictions on how that situation turned out? Come with me this way to see the shocking result...
OK, wait, I think they might still have a chance to right that ship...
Maybe, uh, maybe not. But once Klopp pulled the leeches out of his shorts and shook off the dreadful feeling of being in a remake of "Deliverance," he was quick to blame his canoe for the accident. From Bild.de:
"This was only the bad material. Michael Schumacher doesn't become world champion in a s***ty car."
Yes, Jurgen, the only thing keeping you from becoming a world champion canoeist on this day was a faulty boat. Now please stop looking at me like that.