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Bernie Kosar tells police he can’t do a sobriety test because his offensive line ‘couldn’t block’

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Bernie Kosar, playing for Cleveland in 1987 (USA Today Sports Images)

It took a couple decades, but former Browns quarterback Bernie Kosar finally lashed out at his offensive line.

The setting for ripping his old teammates was unusual, as Kosar was on the side of the road while police administered a number of sobriety tests.

Kosar was pulled over early Sunday morning on suspicion of drunk driving, according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer, which cited the police report. He handed police two credit cards when asked for identification, then when police asked for his driver's license he pointed to one of the credit cards.

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He couldn't recite the alphabet (asked to start with E, the police report said he recited E, F, G, P, L, M, N, O and Q before it "trailed on with more letters that were not correct") or pursue an object with his eyes. Then came the former Browns star's most creative excuse of the night:

The officer asked Kosar if he had any problems that would prevent him from standing on one leg or walking and turning, and Kosar said he's had several surgeries on his knees and ankles because his line couldn't block, the report said.

Those guys get blamed for everything.

The Plain Dealer said Kosar was charged with DUI, posted a $500 bond and on Monday his lawyer entered a not guilty plea on his behalf.

No word on whether he blamed his old coaches for not teaching him the alphabet or if his receivers from that time for him not being able to focus his eyes.

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